2:26pm (bowling: I'll be there in an hour)
3:41pm (bowling: I'll be there at 4:15)
4:19pm (bowling: I'll be there in 20)
and so on hence, "Bowling Syndrome"
3:41pm (bowling: I'll be there at 4:15)
4:19pm (bowling: I'll be there in 20)
and so on hence, "Bowling Syndrome"
by Dusty - Deeez Nuttts February 20, 2010
Foreign Bowl Syndrome (FBS) is a real and common disease among 78% of Americans, a statistic I made up for this definition, in which a person has to withhold a bowel movement (BM) because the toilet isn't the one at home.
Tim: "Damn bro I have to take a poop."
Chuck: "Well then just go dude"
Tim: "I can't just 'go' I have FBS!"
Chuck: "What's that?"
Tim: "Foreign Bowl Syndrome. I can't trust any toilet bowl other than my own."
Chuck: "You're an idiot."
Chuck: "Well then just go dude"
Tim: "I can't just 'go' I have FBS!"
Chuck: "What's that?"
Tim: "Foreign Bowl Syndrome. I can't trust any toilet bowl other than my own."
Chuck: "You're an idiot."
by CPeets July 4, 2010
when you are stuck in a very small area with only a few guys/girls to choose from so you pick one guy/girl whose looks are sub par to what you are used to.
"On the Real World, you are in a house with 7 other people, you're bound to get Fish Bowl Syndrome and pick one to sleep with."
by DJPipperz October 18, 2013
Too Fat Bowl Syndrome (TFBS) is a condition that plagues stoners across the nation. TFBS occurs when one is packing a device used for smoking marijuana with marijuana and over packs or stuffs the bowl to the point that no suction occurs. Many have hypothesized the reason that TFBS occurs. The prevailing theory is that because marijuana makes you tired, therefore lazy, you lazily pack the bowl and pack it so tightly that it is sealed. Another theory is that marijuana users will pack bowls so large that they last many rotations, eliminating the need to move, also because of the laziness caused by marijuana. No one wants to keep packing bowls. These two theories coincide and are generally analogous to each other. However recently, a rogue theory has come about that some people just like fat bowls. While all the theories may have some truths to them, only one thing is certain about TFBS: it is an epidemic, and there is no solution. It will never stop.
Stoner 1: I've never seen a bowl this fat! You definitely have Too Fat Bowl Syndrome.
Stoner 2: DUDE, THIS BOWL IS TOO FAT! Your TFBS is acting up.
Stoner 3: Whats a nigga to do?
Stoner 4: What you need to do is puff puff pass bitch.
Stoner 2: DUDE, THIS BOWL IS TOO FAT! Your TFBS is acting up.
Stoner 3: Whats a nigga to do?
Stoner 4: What you need to do is puff puff pass bitch.
by Weed Smokers United January 10, 2008
A condition in which a female is in comparable proportion to a bowling pin. The head, breasts, and stomach are often normal and thin, but they are met by elephantine legs and ass. Most commonly found at softball fields and Indigo Girls concerts.
Joey: Do you want to go with me to my friend's sister's softball game? There will probably be some hot girls there.
Jake: No, thanks. Even by the odd chance there is an attractive one, my dick will shrivel at the mere site of the others who have bowling pin syndrome.
Jake: No, thanks. Even by the odd chance there is an attractive one, my dick will shrivel at the mere site of the others who have bowling pin syndrome.
by Jake LM May 1, 2010
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