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Bowel Movement 

The discharge of waste matter from the large intestine; defecation. In other words, taking a shit.
My mom calls me at work to check if I had a healthy bowel movement.
Bowel Movement by Wolowitz' Mother December 30, 2011
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Bowel Movement 

James ate the special at work and caused his body to have a bowel movement. (Also abbrivated: BLM)
James ate the special at work and caused his body to have a bowel movement. (Also abbrivated: BLM)
Bowel Movement by harpo9108 January 26, 2021

Bowel Movement 

bowel movement means doing someones mum up the backside the she shits on your chest
Me - I did Bowel Movements with your mum last night

Liam- Really?!

Me - Yeah! she shat on my chest :O ^^ XD
Bowel Movement by MattyC575 February 10, 2009

Bowel Movement 

To purge the contents of one’s colon.
Bart Floxham was most discommoded when his bowel moved without leaving a forwarding address, thereby resulting in a bowel movement without accommodation.
Bowel Movement by JohnnyCNote January 16, 2025

Progressive Bowel Movement 

Liberals & Libtards that subscribe to the idea & notion of "Progressive Politics" and are still hurt & having a nuclear melt-down because their girl sea-hag Hillary lost the 2016 Presidential election. At present, the aforementioned "movement" can be considered circling the bowl as it were. (Toilet flushing noise....)
You can't or won't admit that you're a regular Libtard but call yourself a Progressive instead? Funny, the progressive bowel movement is going the way of the dodo and printed newspaper there buddy!

Empathetic Bowel Movement

An empathetic bowel movement is when a person, usually a male, has an extremely tough bowel movement, leading to extreme empathy and sympathy towards women who are active in the birthing process.
Oh man this is such an empathetic bowel movement. I love all women giving birth right now.

Far east bowel movement 

Mate, i had the dirtiest Far east bowel movement this morning, it flew out like a G6
Far east bowel movement by rpedz April 28, 2011
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