Definitions by JohnnyCNote

Bowel Movement 

To purge the contents of one’s colon.

Bart Floxham was most discommoded when his bowel moved without leaving a forwarding address, thereby resulting in a bowel movement without accommodation.

Bowel Movement by JohnnyCNote January 16, 2025

Serial Killer

Phrase used to describe a truly massive turd left in the toilet that was deliberately not flushed. This is due to the creator’s desired to leave a shocking display, much in the manner a serial killer exhibits his victim’s remains in a similarly shocking display. Notable examples would include the Manson Family, the Hillside Stranglers and the Gainesville Ripper.

Dude, it's like a fuckin' serial killer was in the shitter, yo!

Serial Killer by JohnnyCNote January 8, 2023

Pendejo 

Spanish obscenity for stupid. Literally, it means pubic hair, or cunt hair. If you call someone a pendejo, you’re implying that he has the intelligence of a pubic hair.

Conocí a un pendejo gringo que pensaba que pendejo signafica simplemente "stupid", y no entendía que se considera una obscenidad.

Pendejo by JohnnyCNote March 5, 2019