Person 1: Hey I heard you have problems getting attracted to girls?
Bowmar: Well, it is possible to not be attracted to girls nor men but not to be asexual.
Person 1: That's true - as long as you shut up.

bowmar by jackingon March 9, 2014

Related Words

BowJar • Bowtard • bojared • Bojarian Barleycorns • Bojarski • boward • Bowdark • bowfar • Bowgart Fan • bowjammer

Bojarski

sexual position, done in above-ground swimming pool. this position is done in the upright position with the female's back to the pool wall while her left leg rests against the pool's ledge. when the male is thrusting, one of the pool's jets should be behind the girl, where the jet is hitting her lower back.
**not recommended for those who are not limber.
**recommended is a crowd of drunken friends, but not necessary.

Craig and Devo critiqued the two drunkards while they were doing the "Bojarski" in Sarah's pool.

Bojarski by Agnes Gooch September 5, 2005

bowlaria

term used to describe the ailing of a person who is in need of smoking a bowl of the substance of their preference (drugs).

When someone is fiending or wanting to smoke a bowl but they dont have the goods - they are suffering from bowlaria.

bowlaria by SPChika January 22, 2011

bowjammer

a term to describe when a girl is jammed from behind unknowingly when also bending forward

omg i just bowjammed( bowjammer) the shit out of that girl with out her knowing whooo whooooo

bowjammer by frontjammer November 27, 2009

bowfar

This guy who thinks he's good at rocket league. but in reality, he sucks. he also is 6ft for some reason. and an all-around noob.

"Please STFU bowfar, no one asked for your opinion. Shouldn't you be playing car soccer or something?

bowfar by cockmasterlover November 10, 2020

Bowdark

A word commonly used as an insult towards someone else, usually after they have said or done something considered idiotic, silly, uncalled for, or dangerous depending on the accuser's discretion.

Similar to the Italian term "Bacciagalupe" which means "wolf kisser" (ie- you'd have to be an idiot to kiss a wolf), the Anglo-Saxon word Bowdark literally describes a person who shoots a bow and arrow in the dark and is therefore used to characterize a person who is believed to be on par with a "true" bowdark.

Person a: I am totally in love with grandma Marge!

Person b: Dude. She's my GRANDMA, you bowdark!

Bowdark by _Dingo_Pathology_anonymous January 3, 2011

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

Word of the Day on September 25, 2026

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026