bourland 

A compulsive liar who feels the need to make up false stories about accomplishments he never undertook or achieved.

He tries to make people believe he is James Bond, but everyone knows he is a bourland.

bourland by Bobby35P March 16, 2014

Bourland 

Bourland (Bor-lend) noun; The Bourland surname is derived from someone who lived in one of the numerous locations named Borland or Boreland in the counties of Dumfriesshire, Galloway, Fife, and Perthshire. The name of these places is thought to mean home-farm. 1

I once knew Dr. Bourland, but that was long ago.

Bourland by Mimetime May 31, 2023

Al Borland's Hammer 

A guy cums on a girls face, sprinkles pubes on her face, and then hammers in the pubes by using his cock while yelling "IT'S TOOL TIME"; giving the girl a beard just like Al Borland from the television show Home Improvement.

I totally gave that girl last night an "Al Borland's Hammer"! FUCK YEAH!

Al Borland's Hammer by gooooooch June 2, 2009

Wes Borland 

Wes Borland, formally of Limp Bizkit, Eat the Day and Big Dumb Face, is a renowned guitarist, best known for playing guitar using his fingers rather than a pick. In his time with Limp Bizkit, he played lead guitar. He and Fred Durst had issues with one another, which led to him leaving Limp Bizkit, eventually forming Black Light Burns, a supergroup currently touring after the release of their debut album, Cruel Melody.

''Mesopotamia, Mesopotamia, You fuckin' give me the creeps, you fuckin' give me the creeps...'' Wes Borland, Black Light Burns - Mesopotamia

Wes Borland by Black Light Burns October 29, 2007

wes borland 

is back in Limp Bizkit. What the hell?

Wes Borland was my hero when I was 11.

wes borland by daner December 23, 2004

Joe Borland 

Joe Borland is a confident person who can very often have a gap in there teeth however that doesn’t stop them from having bad looks, many Joe Borland’s are born in the month of may and are pretty shit at singing and dancing. Despite the fact Joe Borland is a shit dancer and singer that doesn’t mean no one likes him infact many people find Joe Borland funny and kind and not very often rude or horrible...

‘Oh look Vanessa, that’s Joe Borland! Does anyone not like him’

Joe Borland by Gapoinyateetho February 2, 2020

burland 

the area between a scrotum-less man's dingus penis and his asshole anus when the smelly pubes get all ingrown and fester, or the sorry fucker get a heat rash.

your drag-queen dad gave your boyfriend a heat rash on his taint from all the humping friction. now your boyfriend has a bad case of the burland.

burland by WINSLOW!!! February 1, 2005