Bougie Crackhead

A bougie crackhead is a member of the Gen Z population who renegades their way through life and act like they are on drugs 24/7. They live the bougie lifestyle and embarrassing themselves in public by spontaneously doing the Renegade, a popular dance on the prominent, world renowned app known as TikTok at stores such as Target where they will often congregate, is a prime component in their social lives. To a bougie crackhead, if something is not bougie, it is not sufficient enough and will be rejected. Bougie crackheads frequently speak in the dialect of spanish, also known as espanogle, but none happen to be fluent in the language, nor could they speak without first using Google Translate. Although bougie crackheads are not your quintessential orchestra virtuosos, when they are not complaining about the classical composers, Dvorak or Eric Whitacre and their inability to write music that doesn’t make you feel like you’re having an aneurysm, they can be found producing high-quality crackhead-energy music videos and creating/watching ASMR videos, especially the pickle eating ASMR video by ASMRTheChew. Love you daddy.

Person 1: They make asmrs and define everything as “bougie”.
Person 2: Wow, they are such bougie crackheads.

Person 1: Tú ves como una merienda.
Person 2: No soy una merienda, soy una comida completa.

Person 1: Ha I’m going to go play tennis.

Person 2: That’s bougie.

Bougie Crackhead by bougiemissmoneybags January 19, 2020