Bottom Syndrome 

When bottoms think that a bottom is a top, simply because they want to be railed by them.

See, the reason you think this is because you have what's called, "bottom syndrome," which is a condition in which bottoms see someone they *want* to get railed by, but is actually a bottom, and claim they are a top, because the horny sensors in their brain blind them from seeing what's true. It's a common phenomenon amongst your people.

Bottom Syndrome by Yeetthismeat October 20, 2021

Bottom Syndrome 

Unlike Down Syndrome which causes a person suffering from it to have below average intelligence amongst other physical flaws, Bottom Syndrome causes a person suffering from it to be as stupid as humanly possible.

Mike: Man, john is just such a retard! does he have down-syndrome?

Richard: Actually, he's too stupid to have Down syndrome, i think he might have Bottom Syndrome.

Bottom Syndrome by Fruitfly April 12, 2012

Pancake Bottom Syndrome 

A person with a very flat rear end, usually resembling two large flat pancakes. Usually this person is rather thin and slender, and could be otherwise attractive. Its simply the lack of a behind

Hey check out that cute girl. Shes really pretty!

Yeah, but she's a victim of pancake bottom syndrome. Her behind is flat as a pancake.

Pancake Bottom Syndrome by rvanewsworthy May 6, 2013

classic bottom syndrome 

When a bottom's brain associates orgasm with anal stimulation so much that it becomes hard or impossible to orgasm from penile stimulation alone

I tried to beat off last night but I couldn't cum without fingering myself, classic bottom syndrome popped off

classic bottom syndrome by Fameless March 7, 2019

Chronic Bottom Syndrome 

someone who constantly has sweater paws, very shy, blushes at everything, and blatantly obviously bottoms in bed. (typically in lgb+ relationships)

that girl definitely has chronic bottom syndrome.

Chronic Bottom Syndrome by sister sex pistols June 12, 2019

irritable bottom syndrome 

A syndrome when you drop so much bottom banter it hurts

Crostin: Yo PJ
PJ: Yo you got irritable bottom syndrome (IBS)?

irritable bottom syndrome by razvanovicio September 20, 2022