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Bottle Service War

How it starts is when some shallow mf in the club at the table next to yours says something about you being poor or something else stupid, you feel the need to "defend your honor." Basically, you order some expensive overpriced bottle to show them who's boss. Following that, they order something even more expensive or multiple bottles. Continue for multiple turns. Mainly really fake people do this, as it's just a vapid display of wealth

Also, you may be shocked to see the damage to your bank account as some people rack up bills in the 10s of thousands occasionally. Don't do it kids, not worth the cost.
Tyson: Hey your girl ugly and that Rolex looks like it's from canal street. Broke Ass

Jamal: Man fuck you and your booty haircut-Hey let's get two bottles of Grey goose up in here!

Tyson: Shit, lemme get a bottle of Dom P . Bottle Service War incoming (sigh)

(continue for 2-6 more rounds)
Bottle Service War by TriBeCaBoy56 January 3, 2022
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