Bottle Monkey 

An incompetent bartender.

"That dumb guy behind the bar didn't know what he was doing; typical bottle monkey, just grabbing bottles and pouring them like some animal, with no knowledge or ability."

Bottle Monkey by Or,Well81 June 27, 2023

monkey is out of the bottle

Referring to "Pineapple Express" letting the "monkey out of the bottle" is in the same terms as letting "the cat out of the bag"..like the "secrets out"..

1: "well i guess the monkey is out of the bottle then?"
2: "What? what does that even mean?"

monkey is out of the bottle by losen it 08 October 19, 2008

Tactical Battle Monkey 

The most weapon efficient in modern warfare. Referred occasionally by retards who like acronyms as TBM, Tactical Battle Monkeys are often ordered by Officers in the US Army and given to Enlisted soldiers without a hint of description about the horrors that lie within the box. The three most common uses for Tactical Battle Monkeys is 1: to scare the crap out of Enlisted Soldiers, 2: tropical warfare and battle through jungles, 3: overall Officer enjoyment

NCO: Dear God, not another shipment....
Enlisted Soldier: What's the matter Serge?

NCO: They ordered more Tactical Battle Monkeys.....we're doomed

Tactical Battle Monkey by Sgt. Admiral September 12, 2018

nigerian battle monkey

A very annoying black person from Nigeria that looks like a monkey and is always trying to start shit.

Nigger: Come at me bro. Fight me

Me: Shut up you Nigerian Battle Monkey!

nigerian battle monkey by Nigger Black Cotton pickwe August 15, 2017