Bob - "She did the Boston steamroller"
Phil- "and what the hell is that?"
Bob- its when they take a shit on your chest and ride it flat"
Phil- "gross man freaking gross"
a rare occurence when you're really drunk off doing jameson shots at a bar and hog a fat irish chick. as you're doing her anally, she starts falling backwards and crushes you as she starts to duce on your shaft. that's when know you've been boston steamrolled!
after doing 7 shots of jameson, I recalled taking home this chick. her name was jenny mcnasty. when I woke up, she was still on top of me, crushing my body, as she weight over 150lbs. my dick was still in her ass and when she got up, there was shit all over my waist. that was when I knew I had been subject to the boston steamroller.
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'