Bob - "She did the Boston steamroller"
Phil- "and what the hell is that?"
Bob- its when they take a shit on your chest and ride it flat"
Phil- "gross man freaking gross"
a rare occurence when you're really drunk off doing jameson shots at a bar and hog a fatirish chick. as you're doing her anally, she starts falling backwards and crushes you as she starts to duce on your shaft. that's when know you've been boston steamrolled!
after doing 7 shots of jameson, I recalled taking home this chick. her name was jenny mcnasty. when I woke up, she was still on top of me, crushing my body, as she weight over 150lbs. my dick was still in her ass and when she got up, there was shit all over my waist. that was when I knew I had been subject to the boston steamroller.
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"
FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"