Bob - "She did the Boston steamroller"
Phil- "and what the hell is that?"
Bob- its when they take a shit on your chest and ride it flat"
Phil- "gross man freaking gross"
a rare occurence when you're really drunk off doing jameson shots at a bar and hog a fat irish chick. as you're doing her anally, she starts falling backwards and crushes you as she starts to duce on your shaft. that's when know you've been boston steamrolled!
after doing 7 shots of jameson, I recalled taking home this chick. her name was jenny mcnasty. when I woke up, she was still on top of me, crushing my body, as she weight over 150lbs. my dick was still in her ass and when she got up, there was shit all over my waist. that was when I knew I had been subject to the boston steamroller.
When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!
With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
The hypothetical man (often a sinistercharacter who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.