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Boston Cock Block

Unlike a cock block, when anyone can jump the gun on you. When you're scouting a girl at a bar and your bro jumps in front of you to kick it.
Mike to Phil -"You see that hottie in the blue tank top over there by the bar? After I take a piss I'm on it."

**Mike goes to the bathroom and comes back to find his buddy Phil all over Jenna in the blue tank top**

Justin to Mike - "Oh man did you see that? Phil just layed a Boston Cock Block on you. Harsh!"

boston blackberry

when recieving oral sex a man positions himself to slams a partners head down so hard on his dick his nuts slap them in the face giving them black eyes.

Boston Black 

The overwhelming propensity for Boston professionals to wear black or dark clothes to work, play, and going out.
Think "Boston Black" when determining what clothes to wear when the desire is to "blend into the crowd" in Boston.
Boston Black by Sesame Returns October 20, 2008

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.
"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."
eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016