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Bossatage 

When you are heading out the door from work and your boss stops you with a project or request that will ruin any hopes you had of making it to your happy hour or early evening booty call.
Girl: Where were you last night!? That Happy Hour got out of control. Kathy from accounting let Ted do a body shot out of her shockingly deep navel!

Guy: I got bossataged! I had one foot out the door when I heard "umm, Yeah, I'm gonna need you to work late tonight."
Bossatage by theKoj May 20, 2009
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Portmanteau of "boss sausage", as in boss's cock. The object of desire for someone so thirsty for the taste of authority they follow the boss around willing and waiting, hoping for a mouthful.
Bladyn is such a brown nose, he's hungry for that bossage, slupring up that boss sauce
Bossage by Stingy Guts August 8, 2023
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bossatude 

being a boss in the highest way possible
You're just jealous all my bossatude. boss power
bossatude by Hiiiiiii=] December 13, 2012

Boatager 

A person or people that regularly visits their boats ‘in marina’ and essentially are using this space as a floating cottage. They rarely actually pass the ‘pump out station’ and venture into the ‘big waters’
What is up with ‘Rain Man”? He just comes and sits on his boat and ‘goes nowhere’. We need need more boatagers like him to support the marina. Even during the summer solstice, he never ventured into the TO islands to enjoy the amazing sunset.
Boatager by intothefray June 20, 2022
Having the natural tendency to boss people around. Having the authority to tell people what to do.
Brittany and Lisa have bossage over Dupree.
bossage by MaybeOrNot March 29, 2010

bossanater 

doublble fisting very fast
I gave that bitch the bossanater.
bossanater by b randon March 19, 2008
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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