(booz-faag), noun
Etymology: originated as misheard version of douchebag.
Any male who displays several of the following traits: popped collar on pastel-coloured polo shirt; diamond stud earing; camoflage cargo shorts; flip-flops; large, designer sunglasses with white frames (most commonly seen on top of head); shell necklace; intent to pick up girls who are illegally and/or immorally young; has called at least five different people a fag in the last 30 minutes.
Guy 1: Hey fucker are you going to that high school dance this weekend!? Should be some pussy!
Guy 2: No man I'm probably going to to dress like an adult and hang out with girls my own age.
Guy 1: Faggot!
Guy 2 (under breath): Boozefag.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.