Boo-ty-i-tis is a common disease. Bootyitis occurs when bathroom surfaces are touched and then the hands are not properly clean, and leaving water bottles and eating utensils in bathrooms. It also occurs when you go to the bathroom and don’t wash your hands and you touch someone or yourself.
A religion similar to Buddhism however the key to end suffering to Bootyhists is to worship the booty. Although this is a religion you can still be a Christian and still be a Bootyhist.