bootyitis

bootyitis is when you eat a booty and get herpes. Not to mention it's infultrated by hydrochloric acids. (dont forget to clapp dem cheeks!)

Omg my gf gave me bootyitis and now I have no frinds!

by BLOB FOSH June 22, 2019

bootyitis

When a girl farts on your mouth while you eating her ass and you get a bacterial infection

Dakota : I ate her ass and she farted on my lip and gave me bootyitis

by Damn it idk November 13, 2015

Bootyitis

Boo-ty-i-tis is a common disease. Bootyitis occurs when bathroom surfaces are touched and then the hands are not properly clean, and leaving water bottles and eating utensils in bathrooms. It also occurs when you go to the bathroom and don’t wash your hands and you touch someone or yourself.

I caught bootyitis from wiping my booty and then touching my eyes

by Bigbooty Judy November 15, 2022

Bootyhism

A religion similar to Buddhism however the key to end suffering to Bootyhists is to worship the booty. Although this is a religion you can still be a Christian and still be a Bootyhist.

My world was terrible before I converted to Bootyhism and then I saw the booty.

by MC White Chocholate February 6, 2014

beastie boyitis

A person who hates all hip-hop/rap music other than the Beastie Boys has Beastie Boyitis.

"My friend Garry hates all rap music apart from the Beastie Boys." "Sounds like he has Beastie boyitis"

by jagja April 12, 2009

bootytized

When the booty is so good you can't stop looking

Justin was bootytized at Stephanie's ass

by Ginger66 January 15, 2017

Bootytickled

When you get butthurt & take things up the Butt.

(Guala & Crystal started this in 2015)

“I’m bootytickled.”

by guac2300 July 30, 2019