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When a girl farts on your mouth while you eating her ass and you get a bacterial infection
Dakota : I ate her ass and she farted on my lip and gave me bootyitis
bootyitis by Damn it idk November 13, 2015
Boo-ty-i-tis is a common disease. Bootyitis occurs when bathroom surfaces are touched and then the hands are not properly clean, and leaving water bottles and eating utensils in bathrooms. It also occurs when you go to the bathroom and don’t wash your hands and you touch someone or yourself.
I caught bootyitis from wiping my booty and then touching my eyes
Bootyitis by Bigbooty Judy November 15, 2022

Bootyhism 

A religion similar to Buddhism however the key to end suffering to Bootyhists is to worship the booty. Although this is a religion you can still be a Christian and still be a Bootyhist.
My world was terrible before I converted to Bootyhism and then I saw the booty.
Bootyhism by MC White Chocholate February 6, 2014

beastie boyitis 

A person who hates all hip-hop/rap music other than the Beastie Boys has Beastie Boyitis.
"My friend Garry hates all rap music apart from the Beastie Boys." "Sounds like he has Beastie boyitis"
beastie boyitis by jagja April 12, 2009

bootytized 

When the booty is so good you can't stop looking
Justin was bootytized at Stephanie's ass
bootytized by Ginger66 January 15, 2017

Bootytickled 

When you get butthurt & take things up the Butt.

(Guala & Crystal started this in 2015)
ā€œI’m bootytickled.ā€
Bootytickled by guac2300 July 30, 2019
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No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
Word of the Day on November 8, 2026
Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.
"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"
ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008
Word of the Day on November 7, 2026
EBK stands for "Elite Ball Knowledge." 1 In internet slang, "ball knowledge" originally referred to a deep understanding of football/soccer or basketball, but it has evolved into a broader term for having a highly sophisticated, deep, or niche understanding of any specific topic (such as music, movies, or subcultures).
Person A: "That scene was a direct homage to an unreleased 1982 Japanese indie film."
Person B: "Wow, EBK."
EBK by silwhett November 5, 2026
Word of the Day on November 6, 2026
A seemingly endless debate with a idiot
I don't know man im not ready for yap trap stupidity today which always tries to suck you into it
Yap Trap by WolfieSnack November 4, 2026
Word of the Day on November 5, 2026
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