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bootyitis is when you eat a booty and get herpes. Not to mention it's infultrated by hydrochloric acids. (dont forget to clapp dem cheeks!)
Omg my gf gave me bootyitis and now I have no frinds!
bootyitis by BLOB FOSH June 22, 2019
Words you can keep
When a girl farts on your mouth while you eating her ass and you get a bacterial infection
Dakota : I ate her ass and she farted on my lip and gave me bootyitis
bootyitis by Damn it idk November 13, 2015
Boo-ty-i-tis is a common disease. Bootyitis occurs when bathroom surfaces are touched and then the hands are not properly clean, and leaving water bottles and eating utensils in bathrooms. It also occurs when you go to the bathroom and don’t wash your hands and you touch someone or yourself.
I caught bootyitis from wiping my booty and then touching my eyes
Bootyitis by Bigbooty Judy November 15, 2022

Bootyhism 

A religion similar to Buddhism however the key to end suffering to Bootyhists is to worship the booty. Although this is a religion you can still be a Christian and still be a Bootyhist.
My world was terrible before I converted to Bootyhism and then I saw the booty.
Bootyhism by MC White Chocholate February 6, 2014

beastie boyitis 

A person who hates all hip-hop/rap music other than the Beastie Boys has Beastie Boyitis.
"My friend Garry hates all rap music apart from the Beastie Boys." "Sounds like he has Beastie boyitis"
beastie boyitis by jagja April 12, 2009

bootytized 

When the booty is so good you can't stop looking
Justin was bootytized at Stephanie's ass
bootytized by Ginger66 January 15, 2017

Bootytickled 

When you get butthurt & take things up the Butt.

(Guala & Crystal started this in 2015)
ā€œI’m bootytickled.ā€
Bootytickled by guac2300 July 30, 2019
More from Urban Dictionary
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
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