Rook

Homosexual Male who enjoys a bit of "cock"
Here bill look at the fuckin rook over there with his make up on

.......... fuckin rook
by Ivornumbnuts June 08, 2019
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Longle

You've got a nice longle
by Ivornumbnuts June 07, 2019
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Bookies pencil

I caught a glimpse of Dave's cock in the changing room at work ..... fuckin thing looks like a bookies pencil. I've seen more girth on a maccy d's straw. When he fucks his missus it must be like throwing a chip up dartford tunnel.
by Ivornumbnuts June 08, 2019
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