Definitions by Ivornumbnuts

Rook 

Homosexual Male who enjoys a bit of "cock"

Here bill look at the fuckin rook over there with his make up on

.......... fuckin rook

Rook by Ivornumbnuts June 8, 2019

Bookies pencil 

Short penis with no girth whatsoever

I caught a glimpse of Dave's cock in the changing room at work ..... fuckin thing looks like a bookies pencil. I've seen more girth on a maccy d's straw. When he fucks his missus it must be like throwing a chip up dartford tunnel.

Bookies pencil by Ivornumbnuts June 8, 2019

Longle 

Idiot description of a lounge

You've got a nice longle

Longle by Ivornumbnuts June 7, 2019