Bookies pencil

Short penis with no girth whatsoever

I caught a glimpse of Dave's cock in the changing room at work ..... fuckin thing looks like a bookies pencil. I've seen more girth on a maccy d's straw. When he fucks his missus it must be like throwing a chip up dartford tunnel.

by Ivornumbnuts June 08, 2019

Longle

Idiot description of a lounge

You've got a nice longle

by Ivornumbnuts June 07, 2019

Rook

Homosexual Male who enjoys a bit of "cock"

Here bill look at the fuckin rook over there with his make up on

.......... fuckin rook

by Ivornumbnuts June 08, 2019