3 definitions by Ivornumbnuts

Here bill look at the fuckin rook over there with his make up on

.......... fuckin rook

I caught a glimpse of Dave's cock in the changing room at work ..... fuckin thing looks like a bookies pencil. I've seen more girth on a maccy d's straw. When he fucks his missus it must be like throwing a chip up dartford tunnel.

You've got a nice longle