Ivornumbnuts's definitions

Rook

Homosexual Male who enjoys a bit of "cock"

Here bill look at the fuckin rook over there with his make up on

.......... fuckin rook

by Ivornumbnuts June 8, 2019

Bookies pencil

Short penis with no girth whatsoever

I caught a glimpse of Dave's cock in the changing room at work ..... fuckin thing looks like a bookies pencil. I've seen more girth on a maccy d's straw. When he fucks his missus it must be like throwing a chip up dartford tunnel.

by Ivornumbnuts June 8, 2019

Longle

Idiot description of a lounge

You've got a nice longle

by Ivornumbnuts June 7, 2019