Book of Life

God's book in which the names of everyone who has allowed Jesus into their hearts during their brief stay on earth are written for all eterinty.

You can go to heaven provided only that your name is written in this book. To get these two (three, four, five, sixteen, however long your name is) words of text permanently written into this obviously huge book, you must accept Jesus into your mind heart, and soul.

The book of life has the billions of names of the people who accepted Jesus.

Book of Life by Phrigajiblenoghip May 22, 2004

Book of life

A slang term for a homosexual man's anus, which has been stretched so much that it no longer can close. The world's most famous "book of life" is that of goatse.

Damn, my ass is a book of life tonight, jeez.

Book of life by HOB October 11, 2004

Book of the Thug Life 

The Book of the Thug Life is in the progress of being written by the thuggest dude himself, Schmurr or Due Sette. It's a memoir/biography of all the things Due Sette has seen in his life or knows he will have to face. Also featured in the book are all the typical situations a thug might have to encounter and the proper response. The table of contents goes as follows:
Chapter-
1. How To Know You're Legit
2. What Is a Thug?
3. Why You Wish You Were a Thug
4. The Thug Life
5. Why Most People Can't Handle The Thug Life
6. Hop Off the Term Thug If You Are Not a Thug
7. Why I Am a Thug(My Biographical Reference)
8. Who Can Stop a Thug(Nobody)
9. Rule #1 of a Thug
10. The Thug Life Rules
11. What To Do When You Encounter...?

This is the official preview of the next big thing in the literature business. This is all you can see until it is actually written.
Explicit content is used and it is strongly advised that the book should not be read by all.

I wish I was a thug so I'm going to go out and buy the Book of the Thug Life.

Book of the Thug Life by Schmurr April 1, 2009

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016

Stroad

Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.

Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!

Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012