A term used to describe the females well-padded and flexible bosom during the final stages of climax. During these final stages of climax, the man rhythmically shakes and squeezes his partners hooters for several minutes (approx. 160 BPM) to warm up the mammary glands. The male then firmly clenches and sucks on the nipple and drinks for nourishment.
After Kevin finished interpolating his penis into Trisha, he firmly grasped her Boobams with his lips and churned them for his daily nourishment of Vitamin D.
Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.
Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.
Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.
Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.
When a man will search for hours to find something that is laying out in the open on a table. Items are often easily found by a women.
Man: "I have been searching for hours for keys."
Woman: "You mean the ones sitting there on the coffee table?"
Man: "Where?"
Woman: "Right there in the middle of that table."
Man: "oh, must have been Male Pattern Blindness"