A disease in which the muscles contract and bones twist in every which way. This disease is exemplified clearly in the cartoon show Futurama in the episode name "The 80's Guy".

I couldn't find the video as an example, but I will quote the guy.

80's guy- "Fry, I'm an 80's guy. Friendship to me means that for 2 bucks I'll beat you with a pool cue till you got detached retinas. The deal will go ahead as ~CRACK~ ~CRACKLE~ UGH!!!! CRUNCH CRACK (and so on). MY BONES! (everyone gasps)"

Fry- "OMG, HIS BONITIS!"

80's guy- "I was so busy being an 80's guy that I forgot to cure it. CRRRRACKLE! My only regret..... is that I have... bonitis. (final crackling to death dies)"

Bonitis by KageNoShibou January 9, 2008

Related Words

Bonikis • bonkis • Bonitis • Bonkistan • bonkish • Di Bonitis • Swan Ana Bonokiss • bong kiss • Bonk issue

Bonkistan

Bonkistan(also known as the UBSR) is a nation within the bonk vs horny roleplay. The nation is on the bonk side of the war hence the name bonkistan. The nation is ironically communist.

Person 1: Join bonkistan!
Person 2: Ok!

Bonkistan by Heldshift November 30, 2021

bonkis

a word that black people use to say ass

he touched my bonkis said the niggerpotamus

bonkis by PlayDohMan March 2, 2005

Bonitis

A serious medical condition in which the bones are extremely brittle and almost constantly deliver extreme pain. To date there is no cure, however there are treatments to make the pain less severe. There will likely not be a cure until the year 3000

Steve: He man let's go bone all those chicks!
Sean: I can't man... it's the bonitis :(

Bonitis by Curtis_house May 26, 2009

Bonkistan

Bonkistan(also known as the UBSR) is nation within the bonk vs horny roleplay and is on the bonk side (hence the name).

Person 1: Hey join bonkistan!
Person 2: Oh wow! I'll join!

Bonkistan by Heldshift November 30, 2021

Swan Ana Bonokiss

A omish/Polish/Norwegian greeting. In english average people would just say "Hi how are you doing?". But some assholes decide to say "Hi, you fail at life and are a fuck". Norwegian/Polish/Omish assholes say swan ana bonokiss.

Person 1"Hi (insert Polish/Omish/Norwegian name) how are you doing today?"

Person 2"Oh Swan Ana Bonokiss"

Person 1"Fuck off not all of us have large genitailia!"

Swan Ana Bonokiss by Shamrock the irish dude October 1, 2009

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

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city chicken

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.

Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?

city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006

Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake

“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”

Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026

Word of the Day on September 16, 2026

just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him

friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?

just fokin missing her by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 15, 2026