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A disease in which the muscles contract and bones twist in every which way. This disease is exemplified clearly in the cartoon show Futurama in the episode name "The 80's Guy".
I couldn't find the video as an example, but I will quote the guy.

80's guy- "Fry, I'm an 80's guy. Friendship to me means that for 2 bucks I'll beat you with a pool cue till you got detached retinas. The deal will go ahead as ~CRACK~ ~CRACKLE~ UGH!!!! CRUNCH CRACK (and so on). MY BONES! (everyone gasps)"

Fry- "OMG, HIS BONITIS!"

80's guy- "I was so busy being an 80's guy that I forgot to cure it. CRRRRACKLE! My only regret..... is that I have... bonitis. (final crackling to death dies)"
Bonitis by KageNoShibou January 9, 2008
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Bonkistan 

Bonkistan(also known as the UBSR) is a nation within the bonk vs horny roleplay. The nation is on the bonk side of the war hence the name bonkistan. The nation is ironically communist.
Person 1: Join bonkistan!
Person 2: Ok!
Bonkistan by Heldshift November 30, 2021
he touched my bonkis said the niggerpotamus
bonkis by PlayDohMan March 2, 2005
A serious medical condition in which the bones are extremely brittle and almost constantly deliver extreme pain. To date there is no cure, however there are treatments to make the pain less severe. There will likely not be a cure until the year 3000
Steve: He man let's go bone all those chicks!
Sean: I can't man... it's the bonitis :(
Bonitis by Curtis_house May 26, 2009

Bonkistan 

Bonkistan(also known as the UBSR) is nation within the bonk vs horny roleplay and is on the bonk side (hence the name).
Person 1: Hey join bonkistan!
Person 2: Oh wow! I'll join!
Bonkistan by Heldshift November 30, 2021

Swan Ana Bonokiss 

A omish/Polish/Norwegian greeting. In english average people would just say "Hi how are you doing?". But some assholes decide to say "Hi, you fail at life and are a fuck". Norwegian/Polish/Omish assholes say swan ana bonokiss.
Person 1"Hi (insert Polish/Omish/Norwegian name) how are you doing today?"

Person 2"Oh Swan Ana Bonokiss"

Person 1"Fuck off not all of us have large genitailia!"