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Ass bong
When a frat boy pours beer down the crack of his frat brother's ass while another frat boy drinks it. It's like a beer bong, but instead of a funnel and hose, you use some dude's ass.
Brock: Damn bro, we got wasted last night doing ass bongs!
Brody: I know! Can you believe we did the elephant walk?
Brody: I know! Can you believe we did the elephant walk?
Ass bong by GrundleMaster9000 December 31, 2007
Related Words
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Fancy ass bong water
Fancy ass bong water by KOSH.123 June 9, 2018
ass bong
The ass bong roughly refers to the anus, after farting. The art of "ass bong-ing" or "taking a hit from the ass bong" requires a person to inhale next to the anus as the other farts.
"Hey dude, you're looking pretty blazed."
"Hell yeah man...I just took a FAT hit from the ass bong..."
"Aww shit!"
"Hell yeah man...I just took a FAT hit from the ass bong..."
"Aww shit!"
ass bong by Tommy Ballz April 27, 2007
Bing Bong Lookin’ Ass
Bing Bong Lookin’ Ass by PolonColon November 24, 2018
suck a fart out of her ass like a bong hit
suck a fart out of her ass like a bong hit by Havocmaker95 October 10, 2017
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