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When a frat boy pours beer down the crack of his frat brother's ass while another frat boy drinks it. It's like a beer bong, but instead of a funnel and hose, you use some dude's ass.
Brock: Damn bro, we got wasted last night doing ass bongs!
Brody: I know! Can you believe we did the elephant walk?
Ass bong by GrundleMaster9000 December 31, 2007

Fancy ass bong water 

Sweetened ice tea from a can. (Like peach peace tea)
Yo! Give me some of that fancy ass bong water brooo!
The ass bong roughly refers to the anus, after farting. The art of "ass bong-ing" or "taking a hit from the ass bong" requires a person to inhale next to the anus as the other farts.
"Hey dude, you're looking pretty blazed."
"Hell yeah man...I just took a FAT hit from the ass bong..."
"Aww shit!"
ass bong by Tommy Ballz April 27, 2007

Bing Bong Lookin’ Ass

Someone who looks similar to a privileged toe head ass fool.
That boy used a 100$ bill at the Dollar General, Bing Bong Lookin’ Ass.

suck a fart out of her ass like a bong hit 

When a girl is so bangin that you would do anything to fuck her.
Dude she is so hot I would so suck a fart out of her ass like a bong hit

SQUIGGLE DIGGLE FIGGLE PICKLE WICKLE UGLY CRUSTY DUSTY MOTHER FUCKING UNICORN MONIBROW UGLY ASS TICKLE DICKLE TIPSON BILLY BURGUR BOY BING BONG BACKER DOOEY

The most creative insult to get called on discord when you are the owner of the server
Owner(undercover): Do you think this server is run by idiots?
Troll: IF YOU WERE A MOD I THINK SO YES WITH UR SQUIGGLE DIGGLE FIGGLE PICKLE WICKLE UGLY CRUSTY DUSTY MOTHER FUCKING UNICORN MONIBROW UGLY ASS TICKLE DICKLE TIPSON BILLY BURGUR BOY BING BONG BACKER DOOEY