is a male bottom that is deliciously round and irresistible to touch. Often used for slapping in public and for playing it like a sexy bongo. May or may not be hairy, but it's always plump.
mmm I can't help it, I want to slap that bongo butt of his.
When one pulls his pants down to expose bare bottocks, places them by an unsuspecting victim's head, and proceeds to slap his own bottocks as if he is playing the bongo drums. This results in an unpleasant yet humorous surprise for the victim.
In a movie theater: "Hey, you tap that guy in front of us on the shoulder while I give him the butt bongos". *Friend taps the person sitting in the row in front of him on the shoulder. The victim then turns around to see two naked bottocks in close proximity to his face, while two hands are slapping them in a rhythmic fashion. *
when you 69 with a fat ass or any chick, let her queef or fart in your face and inhale for as long as you can and hold your breath to see what kind of buzz you get.
same as above, 69 fart, inhale and hold breath for as long as you can.
What the f*ck? This has't been defined yet? Bondo is used to fill vacuous spots on a surface. If your ass gets chewed by your boss, or some other person who might be important to your career or role, then you might need butt bondo to fill that vacuuation. Capisce?
You agreed to do some important documentation while is on vacation (poet, didn't know it ...), and you didn't get it done, and your boss sits you in his office for 20 minutes telling you about how you threw the schedule off, and cost the company N dollars, . . . You might be a redneck, er (^H^H^H...) need butt bondo for the ass chewing you received.
Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.