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Boner Tyme 

1. n. The period of time when you get a stiffy.
Boner Tyme by Scotty November 22, 2003
The point at which there is no going back; a particularly stressful period of time
"English exam tomorrow, guys. It's bonertime."

BonerTame 

n. adj: time specifically designated during one's day to address an erection through a method which will either calm or subside the erection.

The time is regularly scheduled, but methods of domesticating the erection may vary.

"Boner" represents the erection, while "Tame" is a play on the word "Time" and the concept of ejaculation, hence "BonerTame."
Laura said "Hey Dave, it's four o'clock you know what that means?!"
Dave replies, "Of course, it's BonerTame!" or

Situation: John is watching pornographic videos and his room-mate walks in the room. John exclaims "Dude, why are you in this room... you know 5:00 p.m is my BonerTame!"
BonerTame by Lebanese-a-licious April 13, 2009
When everything is in it’s right place.

A amazing moment.
Dude, that sunset was Bonertime!
Bonertime by Weird Al Dane August 29, 2020