Boner Stoked 

So stoked that you have a boner.

"Dude I landed that hill flip I've been working on I'm so boner stoked!" "I'm boner stoked about bombing this parking garage it looks like some gnarly speed!!!!" "Why are you so boner stoked?"

Boner Stoked by Black Colby January 15, 2014

stoke boner 

A level of excitement, surpassing the level of stoked, verging towards near sexual arousal. Often associated with surfing, and other boardsports.

"It's 6 foot and glassy offshore at the cove today you coming for a rip?"
"Buddy, I got a huge stoke boner, I'd ruin myself financially for one measly left."

or

"If stoke boner persists for over 6 hours, drink 750ml Mountain Dew Code Red"

stoke boner by UncleEllesmere November 27, 2017

stoned bones 

that beat down feeling your body has the day after a long night of stoning

me: "god man i cant go to work today i have such bad stoned bones"

friend: Werd dude

stoned bones by PingPang June 25, 2009

Stoned Boned

A term used to refer to having had sex while under the influence of cannabis.

“And yeah, we smoked an absolute ton, and I ended up stoned boned”

Stoned Boned by KFCCheekiBreeki September 26, 2021

Stoned and Boned 

Stoning and Boning... having sex whilst high.

dudette : "man I had the best sex last night"
dude : "yeah you were STONED AND BONED"

Stoned and Boned by limabeangreen March 1, 2010

stoned to the bone 

High as a kite on the Ganga weed. Just baked out jones. Unable to hide the cannabis grin from your grill.

Lief was so stoned to the bone he mouwed 4 bags of Doritos in the desert on a hot day.

stoned to the bone by G Rizle January 23, 2009

Stoned To The Bone 

When you're really high and you can hardly move.

Dude I'm stoned to the bone.

Stoned To The Bone by AZN 666 June 10, 2011