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Boner Stoked 

So stoked that you have a boner.
"Dude I landed that hill flip I've been working on I'm so boner stoked!" "I'm boner stoked about bombing this parking garage it looks like some gnarly speed!!!!" "Why are you so boner stoked?"
Boner Stoked by Black Colby January 15, 2014
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stoke boner 

A level of excitement, surpassing the level of stoked, verging towards near sexual arousal. Often associated with surfing, and other boardsports.
"It's 6 foot and glassy offshore at the cove today you coming for a rip?"
"Buddy, I got a huge stoke boner, I'd ruin myself financially for one measly left."

or

"If stoke boner persists for over 6 hours, drink 750ml Mountain Dew Code Red"
stoke boner by UncleEllesmere November 27, 2017

stoned bones 

that beat down feeling your body has the day after a long night of stoning
me: "god man i cant go to work today i have such bad stoned bones"

friend: Werd dude
stoned bones by PingPang June 25, 2009

Stoned Boned

A term used to refer to having had sex while under the influence of cannabis.
“And yeah, we smoked an absolute ton, and I ended up stoned boned”
Stoned Boned by KFCCheekiBreeki September 26, 2021

Stoned and Boned 

Stoning and Boning... having sex whilst high.
dudette : "man I had the best sex last night"
dude : "yeah you were STONED AND BONED"

stoned to the bone 

High as a kite on the Ganga weed. Just baked out jones. Unable to hide the cannabis grin from your grill.
Lief was so stoned to the bone he mouwed 4 bags of Doritos in the desert on a hot day.
stoned to the bone by G Rizle January 23, 2009

Stoned To The Bone 

When you're really high and you can hardly move.
Stoned To The Bone by AZN 666 June 10, 2011
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Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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