A man who whilst having a boner commits irrelevant crimes. Including: loitering, petty theft, public nudity, driving alone in a carpool lane, elderly abuse... All with a big ol' boner.
Upon noticing he had a boner Jb decided to J walk in a busy street... telling his friends "thats what I call a boner crime"
If you can't do the time, don't do the boner crime.
If you can't do the time, don't do the boner crime.
by Squirtbop January 21, 2010
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The combination of getting hard or wet has a compliment, usually happens to the guy on accident when the girl dances "All up on you." But works for both sexes, even though it is a lot harder to notice on women.
Becomes awkward if dancing does not include any Grinding, or any form of touching/eye contact.
The combination of getting hard or wet has a compliment, usually happens to the guy on accident when the girl dances "All up on you." But works for both sexes, even though it is a lot harder to notice on women.
Becomes awkward if dancing does not include any Grinding, or any form of touching/eye contact.
Mary: "Eww, I was dancing with Josh and he got hard!"
Sara: "Chill Mary! Take it has a Bonercliment!"
Mary: "Im not talking about josh..."
Sara: "Ohh"
Sara: "Chill Mary! Take it has a Bonercliment!"
Mary: "Im not talking about josh..."
Sara: "Ohh"
by him207times October 5, 2011
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