Squirtbop's definitions
A man who whilst having a boner commits irrelevant crimes. Including: loitering, petty theft, public nudity, driving alone in a carpool lane, elderly abuse... All with a big ol' boner.
Upon noticing he had a boner Jb decided to J walk in a busy street... telling his friends "thats what I call a boner crime"
If you can't do the time, don't do the boner crime.
If you can't do the time, don't do the boner crime.
by Squirtbop January 21, 2010
Get the Boner Crimemug.