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Boner Boy 

Any male who happens to exhibit tendencies usually associated with young girls and little school boy bitches. Constant whining, high-pitched voices and a lack of copulation are common symptoms of the boner boy. Boner boys are statistically more likely to have a name that begins with the letter B, such as Benjamin, Bear, Boris or Blatvia.
Man, this guy just won't stop complaining. What a little Boner Boy.

I bet that guy never gets laid. Textbook Boner Boy
Boner Boy by Dj Douchero November 13, 2011

Boner Boy 

refers to a hot guy with big, sexy hands who always has a boner
Horny Heather and Boner Boy are always going at it; they are both extremely horny kids.

I am jealous of Boner Boy's big penis. I wish I could get a boner as often as he can!
Boner Boy by horny heather January 31, 2005

Boner Boy 

A respectful nickname presented to an always ready man by his lover.
Patricia exclaimed, "Bring me have that monster, Boner Boy"
Boner Boy by jiminton August 19, 2012

Boner boy 

A boy who has an uncontrollable boner whilst anxiously awaiting his first kiss.
On Ruby's third date, he was such a boner boy.
Boner boy by anonymous October 10, 2020

Lonely boner boy 

In a dark room there sits a lonely boner boy wishing for Hentai haven...
Lonely boner boy by Ido44you March 21, 2019

Baby boy boner 

When a guy gets a boner over the simplest of female parts that may not necessarily be arousing in normal situations.
He got a baby boy boner from looking at her bare hips.
Baby boy boner by HelpfulMan662 January 22, 2017
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