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Bond burger 

The meme originally from 2013.
It actually means silently pounded not 69 you dumb fuck
I bond burger ur mom.*silently pounded*
Bond burger by [E]ject_man069 August 17, 2022
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Bond burger 

slang for a mixed cum impregnation
last night me and some friends bond burgered your sister
Bond burger by Sussybaka07 October 13, 2021

Bond Burger

Other definitions are missing the fact that the picture typically shown is the 6th actor to play James Bond and a number 9 off a fast food menu. So to bond burger isn't just to have sex it's to perform 69
I totally Bond Burgered your mom last night
Bond Burger by PizzaRhino December 2, 2025

james bond burger 

cumming and then cutting up person to serve at a michelin star restaurant.
i james bond burgered my sister last friday
james bond burger by MONGUS January 28, 2022

James Bond Burger 

Verb. Something you do to someone's sister.
"I James Bond Burgered your sister last night"
"That's him! That's the man who James Bond Burgered my sister last night!"
James Bond Burger by visborne July 24, 2023

James Bond Burger 

To make sweet, passionate love to the subject of the sentence
"You better check yourself before I James Bond Burger you up, my man"

"don't threaten me with a good time"
James Bond Burger by sussy mogus September 24, 2022

James Bond Burger 

to make sweet passionate love to the subject of the sentence
"Bro, if you're not too careful there I might just have to James Bond Burger you up my man."

"don't threaten me with a good time"
James Bond Burger by sussy mogus September 24, 2022
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