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Describes teenagers and young adults who wear the latest in Western women's fashion. (Basically, any girl who wears slippers, has midriff tops/halter tops/etc., short skirts, basically anything that teenie bopper wannabe girls see their favourite beauty queen pop stars wearing in Girlfriend magazine.)
I was up to my armpits in boltos at university today. I wonder how much it costs these girls to look so individual these days?
bolto by Mad Hatter May 1, 2003
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Vikter Bolto 

Vikter Bolto is the biggest simp you’ll ever meet but he’s a fucking G as a friend who will be there for you.
Vikter Bolto by BruhSlav May 2, 2020

wank bollocks 

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Bollock Head 

Someone who has a massive butt ugly slap head with horrible pubic like, fuzzy hair and no fringe.
Isn't that Keith Harris and Orville? He's got a right bollock head.
There goes Jayne from the office, hope she doesn't sit with us for lunch...the ugly bollock head
Bollock Head by Peekes May 22, 2016

Biltong Boobies 

Breasts that are like 3 dried up pieces of beef

Flat crusty dangling lumps of meat
Damn girl you got you some nasty biltong boobies

Bollocky Wank Shite 

The flavor of artichoke and beet root soup.
I want fish and chips! This soup tastes like bollocky wank shite!

Troy Bolton 

A Sexually act where as you and your partner are preparing for oral sex just as they open there mouth you yell "GET'CHA, GET'CHA, GET'CHA HEAD IN THE GAME" and push there face towards your genitalia
Man 1: Hey I heard you got head from that girl last night
Man 2: Yeah man i pull a Troy Bolton on her
Troy Bolton by TheRedHood November 30, 2017