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bologna slap 

The act of slapping someone in the face with a single slice of bologna. Often leaving a cold, slimy residue on your cheek. However; you must say "Bologna Slap!" while in the act of slapping.
"Bologna Slap!!!" "The sound bologna makes when slapped in the face."
bologna slap by Joey Mondo October 7, 2007

bologna tongue slap 

Being something that describes a man slapping his penis on a woman (or mans) tongue by making wet slurping/slapping noises.
Bro 1: Bro shes definitely a kind of bologna tongue slap kinda girl
Bro 2: ... that’s my sister
bologna tongue slap by T116 October 17, 2020

balogna slaps 

A Girl With Big Fat Nipples That Are Nasty and Look Like peices of Balogna
I Saw Baileys Tities Last Night She Has Balogna Slaps
balogna slaps by Zane Ingall September 26, 2006

Eternity leave 

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023
Word of the Day on July 23, 2026
The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006
Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

girl grip 

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.
girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023
Word of the Day on July 21, 2026