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bolo tie 

When a man wraps another man’s ballsack around his penis and proceeds to thrust into the ballsack until he ejaculates.

To an objective observer the two men’s penises hanging side-by-side with the ballsack in the middle resemble the classic Western necktie.
Dude 1, “Hey, what are you doing with my ballsack?”

Dude 2, “Wrapping it around my penis, after which I will proceed to thrust into it until I ejaculate.”

Objective observer, “Oh, a bolo tie. Classy.”
bolo tie by martinslips June 6, 2016
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Bolo Tie 

When a bi-curious guy fantasizes about holding another guy's hand in public before taking him home and wrapping his scrotum around the other guy's shaft and making him cum inside his stretched out ball sac because he's not yet ready for anal.
Casey gave Ian a Bolo Tie last night. He finally got to wear it in public.
Bolo Tie by venuswentaway May 28, 2022

bolo tie 

A short tie comprised of a piece of string brought together by a decorative circle device. The loop created goes around your neck and excess string hangs down. Popular in the South West.
People from the East that wear bolo ties suck
bolo tie by BoloT May 26, 2009

Cleveland Bolo-Tie 

This is a sexual act. It is performaned when man sits on the womans, tucks his balls under his chin and then allows the penis to lay all the way down her chest to, at least, her naval.

This act can only be performed by men who have extremely generous of legth and limited girth.
"I met this girl name Sally at a rodeo. Sally said she liked my tie and wished she could have one just like it. We then went to the bedroom, took our clothes off and I gave her a tie alright: a cleveland bolo-tie, that is. She had a little trouble breathing while I sat on her face, but the pictures were priceless."

syrian bolo tie 

When a man has visually messy anal sex with another person. After the deed is done, the man takes off his poo smeared condom and gently paints a bolo tie (of his poo) on the catchers chest region. Simulating a bolo tie, made of poop.
Dude bro, I totally gave that guy a syrian bolo tie after anal sex last night. That guy was soooo gay.
syrian bolo tie by persian poop January 17, 2011
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026