A person who boasts about their testicular prowess, usually masturbation related.
Their testicles so massive, they look reminiscent of giant air blimps.
"Only three tissues? Damn, bro, you gotta pump those numbers up!"
"Wow, look at Bobby blimp balls over here! Go back to your goon cave."
One half of 'Cannon and Ball'. A born again Christian whose greatest exploit has to be the recording of Oldham Athletic's 1990 League Cup Final song 'We're the boys in Blue'. A twist on their earlier song that was on the soundtrack to their film of the same name that a lot of people have tried to forget.