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Bob Hardy
Cherubic bass player for Glaswegian band Franz Ferdinand. The youngest member of the band was a painter, attending a Glasgow art school, before being harassed by then co-worker Alex Kapranos to learn to play a bass that Alex had recently been given.
Apparently makes really distasteful dead baby jokes, but then again - they're *dead baby* jokes.
Apparently makes really distasteful dead baby jokes, but then again - they're *dead baby* jokes.
Bob Hardy by SuperPooks February 10, 2006
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Bob Hardy
Bob Hardy is the bassist for the Glasgow based band, Franz Ferdinand. He has cited Will Smith, particularly during his 'Fresh Prince of Bel-Air' years, Kate Winslet, and Missy Elliott as personal heroes of his.
Hardy's next project is to involve the construction of a life-sized robot. The project was proposed to him by DENSO Corporation after Hardy contacted them with sketches and designs. Hardy has also spoken of a keen interest in teleportation machines.
Hardy enjoys receiving pretzels while on tour from fans.
The plight to provide him with the snack has, in itself, inspired a Facebook group. It is unconfirmed about whether or not Hardy actually eats the pretzel, but he encourages fans attending Franz Ferdinand shows to bring them to him. This encouragement can often be seen on the band's Kyte media player, a device Hardy often updates with videos of performances - particularly after the release of the band's third album, Tonight: Franz Ferdinand.
Hardy's next project is to involve the construction of a life-sized robot. The project was proposed to him by DENSO Corporation after Hardy contacted them with sketches and designs. Hardy has also spoken of a keen interest in teleportation machines.
Hardy enjoys receiving pretzels while on tour from fans.
The plight to provide him with the snack has, in itself, inspired a Facebook group. It is unconfirmed about whether or not Hardy actually eats the pretzel, but he encourages fans attending Franz Ferdinand shows to bring them to him. This encouragement can often be seen on the band's Kyte media player, a device Hardy often updates with videos of performances - particularly after the release of the band's third album, Tonight: Franz Ferdinand.
Bob Hardy by beexcellent March 30, 2010
handy jay and silent bob
1) To perform fellatio on a man silently while stroking his shaft. 2) To give a hand job while sucking the head of a penis without making any sound.
Hey man. I was at this party last night and Sara gave me a handy jay and silent bob in the bathroom.
handy jay and silent bob by Network Pathogen August 25, 2015
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