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Boat Docking

The act of placing the front on ones boat, inside the front of another boat. AKA crashing.
Those two punks are going to be boat docking soon if they arn't careful.
by sugarcoatedcheese August 7, 2011
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The OC boat docking

"The OC boat docking"

Da-ohh-sea bow-ta dak-ing

Verb

The OC boat docking is similar but not to be confused with its sexual counterpart that is the space docking. Where, these two differ is the act before deficating into a vagina. With the space docking one just shits into a participating women's vagina. Much like a space shuttle docking at a space station. The OC boat docking involves releasing ones booze filled urine from a night of pounding natural lights and fireball into the participating females puss hole. Following this act of R. kelly like style urination

the male then lines up his turd cutter with the females frontal butthole I.E vagina and then he releases his old bay infested turds into her pee filled sex hole. Much like a boat docking into a boat slip outside of The Strangler on a Sunday. This sex move derives it's name from the shore side town of Ocean City, Maryland. It's origin is said to have begun from a house on lark lane on a "sonny" day. Now, widely popular. You can hear tales of the OC boat docking throughout the mid-Atlantic.
Mitch"Bro, did you hear about what Turbo Tom pulled off last night?"

Jake "no"

Mitch" he pulled of the OC boat docking, there was a fucking mess everywhere"

Jake "hell yea, to the moon bro"
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docking the boat

When an uncircumcised male pulls his foreskin over another man's penis.
"Hey Bob would you like to practice docking the boat tonight?"
by Bob the uncircumcised January 13, 2008
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boat decking

A hot girlfriend who is only around for showing off and fucking on the boat.
I’m boat decking her”
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