Boat Day

Boat Day is on June 27.
every Boat Day, you get ONE present from someone. and you give ONE present to someone ELSE.

Boat final Day is June 28.
you do the exact same thing as you would on Boat Day. but you give and receive presents from DIFFERENT people.

WARNING:
YOU DO NOT CELEBRATE BOATS ON BOAT DAY.
I DON'T KNOW WHY.
YOU JUST DON'T.
SO DON'T ASK.
AND YOU ONLY GIVE one AND RECIEVE one GIFT.
AND REMEMBER THIS:
DIFFERENT PEOPLE!!!!
AND THE WORDS BOAT AND DAY ARE ALWAYS CAPITALIZED.

;D

"O my gosh. I can't believe Boat Day is finally here!!"
"O I know. And Boat final Day is tomorrow!!"

Boat Day by emmie ;D March 20, 2008

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National Motor Boat Titties Day - April 13

On April 13 you are aloud to motor boat anyone’s titties

friend: hey you know what day it is
friend 2: hell ya it’s National motor boat titties day - april 13

National Motor Boat Titties Day - April 13 by _Hannah_Baker___ May 25, 2018

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Stealthie

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.

FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

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Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016

Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

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Summer Teeth

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.

Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...

Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012

Word of the Day on May 24, 2026

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Grindset

The grindset is a contemporary ideology of self-exploitation disguised as strength, deeply tied to the aesthetics of the “sigma male” and to new digital forms of patriarchy. It promotes the idea that human worth depends on productivity, economic success, absolute emotional control, and the ability to work endlessly, turning vulnerability, rest, community, and tenderness into signs of weakness. Beneath its rhetoric of discipline and power often lies a profound inability to relate healthily to pain, fragility, and human interdependence.

“That’s the grindset, brother. While weak men sleep and complain, sigma males stay disciplined, work in silence, suppress emotions, and build power while everyone else wastes time chasing comfort.”

Grindset by Omega-Male May 22, 2026

Word of the Day on May 23, 2026

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jerb

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Word of the Day on May 22, 2026

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Cheeks

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

Word of the Day on May 21, 2026

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