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the act of masturbating excessively due to laziness or difficulty in finding pussy.
Ever since Arton got rejected by Tamara, he just spends all night blaking off at home.
Blaking by Emonster17 December 2, 2010
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Blyxing is a self-harm "technique" in which the self-harmer pushes a sharp object (such as scissors, a knife, etc.) into their bellybutton. This usually induces a great pain in the user. While mostly unknown, some self-harmers prefer blyxing over cutting because no visible marks are left behind (though some are probably left inside the bellybutton) so a self-harmer could blyx unnoticed for an extremely long period of time.
Ryan: I heard you found out your girlfriend was blyxing, dude.

Matt: Yeah I walked in on her pushing a pair of scissors into her bellybutton, it almost made me cry.
Blyxing by sec/ond January 27, 2012
Being blocked when someone likes you and they know it.
bruh,stop blaking me.
Blaking by V$VP March 4, 2015

Blaking out

(Pronounced "Blake-ing" out.) Illogical or idiotic behaviour, usually in a small group of friends.
Blaking out by supersaiyan1294 June 23, 2011
the act of going out into public in search of attractive males ("blokes"), with the intention of potentially meeting a suitable mate. The act is often conducted along with the consumption of alcohol.

Much as men may go "creeping" or "wenching" for young women, women may go bloking for young men.
I'm sure my ex is out there creeping for girls right now. I might as well get drunk and go bloking and see if I can get laid, too.

My friend and I went shopping and bought sexy new clothes, so we decided to dress up and go bloking that night.
bloking by DQsomethingdifferent August 14, 2011
1. To ditch your friends with the excuse of having work to do when you really don't
2. To use college applications as a way of avoiding social contact
3. To force your friends to crash your house because you won't ever allow them to come over
Friend 1: "Damn, he is Bryking so hard right now."
Friend 2: "Why?"
1: "I just want to come over and chill and he's saying he has work to do."
2: "The summer just started...how could any one have work to do?"
1: "Let's just crash his house. There's no way he's working."
Bryking by danskk321 September 4, 2013