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the act of masturbating excessively due to laziness or difficulty in finding pussy.
Ever since Arton got rejected by Tamara, he just spends all night blaking off at home.
Blaking by Emonster17 December 2, 2010
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Blyxing is a self-harm "technique" in which the self-harmer pushes a sharp object (such as scissors, a knife, etc.) into their bellybutton. This usually induces a great pain in the user. While mostly unknown, some self-harmers prefer blyxing over cutting because no visible marks are left behind (though some are probably left inside the bellybutton) so a self-harmer could blyx unnoticed for an extremely long period of time.
Ryan: I heard you found out your girlfriend was blyxing, dude.

Matt: Yeah I walked in on her pushing a pair of scissors into her bellybutton, it almost made me cry.
Blyxing by sec/ond January 27, 2012
Being blocked when someone likes you and they know it.
bruh,stop blaking me.
Blaking by V$VP March 4, 2015

Blaking out

(Pronounced "Blake-ing" out.) Illogical or idiotic behaviour, usually in a small group of friends.
Stop blaking out and just chill!!
Blaking out by supersaiyan1294 June 23, 2011
the act of going out into public in search of attractive males ("blokes"), with the intention of potentially meeting a suitable mate. The act is often conducted along with the consumption of alcohol.

Much as men may go "creeping" or "wenching" for young women, women may go bloking for young men.
I'm sure my ex is out there creeping for girls right now. I might as well get drunk and go bloking and see if I can get laid, too.

My friend and I went shopping and bought sexy new clothes, so we decided to dress up and go bloking that night.
bloking by DQsomethingdifferent August 14, 2011
1. To ditch your friends with the excuse of having work to do when you really don't
2. To use college applications as a way of avoiding social contact
3. To force your friends to crash your house because you won't ever allow them to come over
Friend 1: "Damn, he is Bryking so hard right now."
Friend 2: "Why?"
1: "I just want to come over and chill and he's saying he has work to do."
2: "The summer just started...how could any one have work to do?"
1: "Let's just crash his house. There's no way he's working."
Bryking by danskk321 September 4, 2013
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
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She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
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You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
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