Blaking

the act of masturbating excessively due to laziness or difficulty in finding pussy.

Ever since Arton got rejected by Tamara, he just spends all night blaking off at home.

by Emonster17 December 2, 2010

Blaking

Being blocked when someone likes you and they know it.

bruh,stop blaking me.

by V$VP March 4, 2015

Blaking

The act of joining the flat earth society

Person 1: hey person 2 are you blaking right now?

Person 2: yes i am, the flat earth society just accepted my request

by garyvaden April 4, 2016

Blaking

Hooking up with every single chic in a social circle, workplace etc. and then quitting or leaving to move onto the next one

“Any good chics at your new job?”
“Yeah bro I’m blaking them”

by FarkinSkits69 November 29, 2021

Blaking

The mispronunciation of the word "Blazing".

Edavārdi invites his friends to smoke some marijuana, by saying: "Let's blaze!" Drunk Igor chimes in: "Let's Blake!" Edavārdi and Igor are blaking.

by Kapiushon June 17, 2022

Blaking out

(Pronounced "Blake-ing" out.) Illogical or idiotic behaviour, usually in a small group of friends.

Stop blaking out and just chill!!

by supersaiyan1294 June 23, 2011

Blazing the Chester

This slang phrase refers to the act of smoking a puffed Cheeto as if it were a cigar or lighting the crushed product in a pipe, usually made of aluminum foil. Smoking Cheetos for a prolonged amount of time will yield a mild high, due to the fumes released from the preservatives found in the "orange dust". A consensus among those known commonly as "The Chester Club" is that smoking exactly two hundred puffed Cheetos will yield a "high" for about five seconds. The high is said to include amnesia, unconsciousness, and total unresponsiveness to external stimuli. Common among those who blaze the chester is the number "200". They say "too hunnit er'day" to indicate that they partake of "that good chedda". Despite the popularity of smoking two hundred pieces in order to achieve a high, smoking out of a large pipe known as a "peace pipe" made of aluminum foil is far more effective. This method involves placing and igniting a cheeto into the end of the pipe. The smoke is inhaled only while the cheeto is ablaze. Participants of this activity usually wear hats that have ear flaps, and modify them to have the flaps stick outwards from the head. These hats are called "Chester Hats". Blazing the Chester originated in northwestern Illinois from a group of teenagers by a fire with nothing but Cheeto puffs and imagination. To this day, people still "Blaze the Chester" and might refer to it as "Chasin' the cheetah", "Crankin' da oranj in da tin", and "Tokin' that good chedda".

Bro 1: "Dude, what the hell are you smoking? Is that a cheeto?"
Bro 2: *cough* "Yeah bruh, I'm Blazing the Chester"
Bro 1: "You dumbass"
Bro 2: "I hit dat too hunnit er'day"
Bro 1: "Lemme get a righteous toke."
Bro 2: "Hand me that foil so we can crank oranj in da tin" *fashions three foot long peace pipe and lights up a piece*
Bro 1: *takes a mad-righteous toke* "......"
Bro 2: "Haha, you like?"
Bro 1: ...(Five seconds later)... "Wh..Wh..Whut?"
Bro 2: "Duuuuude..."

by Yobungus1337 March 11, 2014