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1. To ditch your friends with the excuse of having work to do when you really don't
2. To use college applications as a way of avoiding social contact
3. To force your friends to crash your house because you won't ever allow them to come over
Friend 1: "Damn, he is Bryking so hard right now."
Friend 2: "Why?"
1: "I just want to come over and chill and he's saying he has work to do."
2: "The summer just started...how could any one have work to do?"
1: "Let's just crash his house. There's no way he's working."
Bryking by danskk321 September 4, 2013
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Brikings 

A series of male queefs, consisting of a rapid-fire brisk expulsion of penile flatulence. There is occasional drippage associated with this disorder.
1. "I went to make my mead, but the next thing I knew I had brikings in my shorts."
2. "I kept yelling over my wife until she handed me a fistful of my brikings medications."
3. "I don't drink commercial mead with sorbate because the flavor causes me a fit of the brikings."
Brikings by brianized2 July 15, 2021

Disco Braking 

The act of constantly placing your foot on and off the brake pedal whilst driving a motor vehicle. Commonly used by people who cannot drive or are lost. A sign of hesitant driving.

Disco braking can be influenced by the weather with an increase seen during periods of rain and snow.
"If that car in front keeps disco braking I'm going to drive straight in to the back of the fucker!
Disco Braking by CityTiger April 29, 2009

neck braking 

adjective. characteristic of a desirable object that causes one to stare in a flagrant manner.
Chris drives a neck braking M6 around campus.
neck braking by el timba December 16, 2008

victory braking 

When a driver brakes for no apparent reason, it is said by the aggravated person behind them that they are braking "for victory".
Holy shit, there's absolutely nothing in front of this guy, he needs to cut back on the fucking victory braking.
victory braking by branden January 5, 2006

trail braking 

Late braking technique used by expert motorcycle roadracers in which the brakes continue to be applied beyond the point at which the motorcycle has been leaned over and has entered the corner. Trail braking is used primarily to delay the onset of braking for a particular corner as long as possible, and thereby overtake another rider. The technique requires a great deal of finesse and skill in order to avoid the loss of front wheel traction, which usually results in a low side crash.
Any attempt at trail braking by a novice rider, although usually unintentional, almost invariably results in a low side crash.
trail braking by razer December 26, 2006

Jake Braking

While thrusting your penis between the breasts of a fat girl (see titty fucking). You then pass gas on their stomach, the resulting sound will be reminiscent of a machine gun.
I went hoggin' last night, she got mad when I started jake braking her. But I explained I had just eaten Taco Bell.
Jake Braking by fredderf January 7, 2008