Blurbous

the word blurbous is used to describe round/blubbery animals and/or people in a jolly way.

''blurbous ass baby'' when referring to a fat baby

Blurbous by TessmustgotoAntarctica January 12, 2025

blurbfuscation 

When the description or blurb of a book is too vague and confuses you rather than entices you, it is a blurbfuscation. Similar to obfuscation. Blurbfuscation is an indication of poor writing skills and a sign that the book may be equally as unprofessional.

"I was going to read that book, but the description was a complete blurbfuscation. " - Wathman00

blurbfuscation by doandroidzdream July 6, 2019

blurbus 

People who fart on your pillow when you’re not looking

My mom is a total blurbus when cleaning my room

blurbus by Frosty1022 December 3, 2021