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Blumpshield
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Performing a
blumpkin
on
someone
's windshield, typically someone who
parked
like an asshole
Bro
, me and that they\them
hit
a
massive
blumpshield on my neighbor's white Subaru last night.
Blumpshield
by
uglydolphin
September 4, 2024
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