Blumpkin Patch

When a whole line (or bathroom) of stalls is filled with men getting blumpkins.

"Were you at the party last night dude? Super epic blumpkin patch."

"No way, who had the biggest blumpkin?"

"Steve planted a massive one."

by PeterWalrussocks October 1, 2011

Blumpkin Patch

While receiving a blumpkin a turd scrapes off on her chin leaving a shit stain, similar to a soul patch.

Is that chocolate on your chin? Oh! I just gave my boyfriend a blumpkin. It must be a blumpkin patch.

by Kompteck September 20, 2010

Blumpkin Patch

A row of toilets in a seedy restroom on the side of a road where one could go to recieve a blumpkin!

Chris Rose went to the blumpkin patch to get a blumpkin.

by SCTLBTN August 10, 2010

Blumpkin Patch

Instead of going to pick out Pumpkins, you find someone on the Pumpkin Patch, and convince them to suck your cock while you take a shit on the ground. Around Halloween is the best time to have this very obsene event happen.

Hey Dawg! it's almost Halloween, do you wanna go to the Blumpkin Patch?

by OG FISHBONE January 14, 2010

New Jersey Blumpkin Patch

When a person giving an upper deckie is receiving a blumpkin from another person taking a shit in the toilet.

Person 1: what you get up to last night?

Person 2: I walked in on Erik and Walter doing a New Jersey Blumpkin Patch in the upstairs bathroom at work.

Person 1: Not a NJBP!! That shit crazy!!!

by LazerCat July 17, 2025