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Blump Fake

A blumpkin where the person responsible for pooping doesn't actually poop.
Did you just do a blump fake? You've gotta be kidding me, Seth. All I wanted for Mother's Day was to give you a blumpkin. The least you could have done was farted!
by Seth Chortleton May 24, 2019
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Blumpcake

When you are getting a lap dance while on the toilet.
This is similar to a Blumpkin but you are getting a lap dance while on the toilet.
Hey babe,can you give me a blumpcake?
by freaky shit May 25, 2024
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