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Blueberry Muffintop

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The bruised layers of squidgy, jelly filled, doughnut-like folds of chubbiness between the tummy and the breast area, but just above the waist. The bruising is a result of pushing and pulling the layers of chub in an attempt to squeeze into a pair of jeans 3 sizes too small! Come on already!
WTF man! I've heard of muffintop, but she's got to have blueberry muffintop!
Blueberry Muffintop by 99999999 May 14, 2010
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