by oliisfruity December 17, 2020
by IADrummer March 25, 2011
To come up with a complete non-sequitor in a conversation. The entymology of this word began on The Geek Show Podcast when panelist Leigh George Kade would be accused of completely derailing conversations with completely irrelevant information. One day, when he wasn't there, a fellow panelist decided to "fill in" for him and shouted "Blueberries!" for no reason.
It's caught on with the audience of the show and is a recurring declaration when an irrelevant, derailing comment is made.
It's caught on with the audience of the show and is a recurring declaration when an irrelevant, derailing comment is made.
by GSPC listener February 12, 2011
the blue crystal-filled bud with the fat resin coating; a strain of pot that will knock you out off like 1 bong hit; a bob of this will crucialize like 8 heads
Yo, I got sum skril and I'm gonna go grip sum o dat blueberry from da Farms!
My boy just bought a QP of blueberry, he's pushing serious weight now!
My boy just bought a QP of blueberry, he's pushing serious weight now!
by El J0h0 May 11, 2003
the best fruit in the world! soft, sweet (although sometimes sour), bite-sized! tastes bad after you brush your teeth.
by freygeothewhy January 25, 2021
Blueberries are the blue tasty round objects you find randomly in the forest. Some theorize that they are "berries" but scientist have proved that they are in fact homes of infant aliens.
Blueberries can also be to describe a really bad situation with a survival/success rate of only 1 to 100.000.000
Blueberries can also be to describe a really bad situation with a survival/success rate of only 1 to 100.000.000
Some dude: Did you see those blueberries near the forest? Man, if i had the time i'd make a blueberry pie.
Other dude: wtf man, why would you eat alien infants?
Some dude: Hey dude, you look like you are in some blueberries.
Other dude: yeah man, i don't think ill live to see another day, i'm in such a blueberry.
Other dude: wtf man, why would you eat alien infants?
Some dude: Hey dude, you look like you are in some blueberries.
Other dude: yeah man, i don't think ill live to see another day, i'm in such a blueberry.
by GBlueberries April 30, 2018
Blue balls of a juvenile (under the age of 18). Derogatory form of blue balls of an adult (age 18+) insinuating the person has little balls.
Kid: "Damn bro, the chicks in our high school always gave me a mean case of blueberries."
Or
Guy 1: "fuckin nuts are aching from that chick from the bar last night."
Guy 2: " haha, u got the blueberries!"
Guy 1: "fuck you!"
Or
Guy 1: "fuckin nuts are aching from that chick from the bar last night."
Guy 2: " haha, u got the blueberries!"
Guy 1: "fuck you!"
by Jarhead2275 June 1, 2017