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Blue door 

Blue doors indicate a place where evil lurks. It is most often a secret communication to other evil-doers, informing them it is one of their establishments. Any number of evil rituals happen in these establishments in secret (ie: after hours, hidden rooms, etc)
“Oh look Hillary, that bar has blue doors.”

“Duh, Bill, we’re having pizza with walnut sauce there tonight with Marina and John!”

“Yum! Hopefully hotdogs with maps too!”
Blue door by bbnico June 15, 2019
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Blue Door 

Often inhabited by Criminals and Scumbags
Dude 1: "I saw a guy getting arrested in his blue doored house the other day"
Dude 2: "What a scumbag"
Blue Door by Herrothere123 July 6, 2010

Blue Door Kid 

A scummy child, teenager or young adult that lives in a council house. This name is apparent as most council houses have blue doors.

Blue Door Kids are often a nuisance and just make the place look untidy in their tracksuits.
Person 1: Wow! What a fucking chav!

Person 2: Yeah; complete Blue Door Kid.

Door Knob Blue Balls

When you're on your way to getting laid but then the girl hears the sound of a door knob and she is suddenly freaked out and you know there is no way you're getting her back into the mood.
"She was just sliding off her panties when her parents got home and she heard the front door knob. There was no way she was putting out after that. Nothing sucks worse than door knob blue balls."
Door Knob Blue Balls by Floppage January 11, 2012
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026