Blue Canoe

When your sexual partner pinches the bottom of your penis at the scrotum, closing off the urethra right before an orgasm.

Damn bro, last night my girl gave me a Blue Canoe. It was intense.

by Evil Ozzy October 12, 2018

Blue Canoe

The lesbian equivalent of bluewalls/blueballs.

After making out with Sue all night I was left with a major blue canoe.

by Law,L May 18, 2008

blue canoe

The lesbian equivalent of bluewalls/blueballs.

Did you see Angelina Jolie's latest movie? It totally gave me a blue canoe.

by Law.L May 17, 2008

Blue canoe

The excellent early Elton John song “Where to Now St. Peter” is about a mortally wounded Civil War Confederate (southern) soldier who takes a “blue canoe.” This means he got shot by a Union (northern) soldier. The Union soldiers wore blue uniforms, they were nicknamed the blues. The Confederate soldiers wore gray uniforms, they were nicknamed the grays. A blue canoe is a round or volley fired by a Union soldier.

“I took myself a blue canoe” is the first line in “Where to Now St. Peter.”

by Cumbre Vieja April 6, 2023

Blue Comment Cancer

The type of commentor in under TikTok videos, who leave badly worded sentences with terrible grammar, that has something to do with the video, in order to get the Blue comment (Which is a comment you can click on to search for whatever the comment is saying)

*Under a TikTok video of a AI-read reddit story about a cheating wife*
Blue Comment Cancerer (The Commentor): "Cheating Wife Reddit Part 2"
*TikTok's algorithm makes the comment blue and clickable, and the Commentor gets likes and validation)

by AndreasTheGuy1 October 29, 2023