blue ribbon
An award given at events like state fairs for growing the biggest pumpkin or having the tastest fried chicken.
blue ribbon by Phrenesicko Decapitate May 25, 2005
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Blue Ribbon
Blue Ribbon by Squad Up December 9, 2008
blue ribbon
to have sex with others including a goat, It is called a blue ribbon because you would need the finest goat from the fields of wisconsin, a prize winner that is. Could be oral or anal.
When Tim entered the hot tub as he sat next to Susie and Mattias, a goat raised its head out of the water, Mattias stated we are having a blue ribbon tonight.
blue ribbon by dirty dirts July 2, 2006
Blue Ribbon Special
(n): The Noah's Ark of Breakfast Meals
Contains 2 pancakes, 2 sausage patties, 2 bacon strips, 2 eggs (any style), 2 pieces of toast (white, wheat, rye), and two beverages (one coffee/tea, one soda/juice).
Famous for it's previously super-low price of $2.49, although currently priced in the mid-$3 range, and can be found at Tom Jones diner in Brookhaven, Pa.
A favorite of high school students, local music aficionados, and stoners.
Contains 2 pancakes, 2 sausage patties, 2 bacon strips, 2 eggs (any style), 2 pieces of toast (white, wheat, rye), and two beverages (one coffee/tea, one soda/juice).
Famous for it's previously super-low price of $2.49, although currently priced in the mid-$3 range, and can be found at Tom Jones diner in Brookhaven, Pa.
A favorite of high school students, local music aficionados, and stoners.
z: "Dude, where's my office? I can't find it...cause I'm baked--HALF BAKED!! I was smoking some doobies, Doobie Brothers! I was smoking some doobies with my brothers..."
q: "stfu you fake-stoned Regional Manager Michael Scott"
z: "Ok."
(cont'd)
z: "I really am high though *giggles*"
q: "Nut uh."
z: "DUDE! I so am. And I'm really hungry."
q: "Let's go to Tom Jones and get a pair of Blue Ribbon Specials."
z: "Scrambled, white toast, grape juice, with tea?"
*long pause*
z: "Yea, ok."
q: "stfu you fake-stoned Regional Manager Michael Scott"
z: "Ok."
(cont'd)
z: "I really am high though *giggles*"
q: "Nut uh."
z: "DUDE! I so am. And I'm really hungry."
q: "Let's go to Tom Jones and get a pair of Blue Ribbon Specials."
z: "Scrambled, white toast, grape juice, with tea?"
*long pause*
z: "Yea, ok."
Blue Ribbon Special by Motivational Void. February 7, 2010
Blue Ribbon Committee
Blue Ribbon Committee by involutaryhaxor November 7, 2006
blue ribbon committee
blue ribbon committee by Alex Stockwell April 1, 2009
Blue Ribbon Ass
The most glorious thing to ever bless the earth since Mother Teresa. It is an ass so beautiful that all other asses bow down to it. It should be treated with the highest of care and shown to all friends. It is first in its ass.
Blue Ribbon Ass by Iris Kon May 6, 2010
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