Blue Ear 

Starting a sentence or topic of sorts and either not finishing it or being overly cryptic. Similar to blue balling but relating to your sense of hearing rather than being cut off from a euphoric feeling in your genitals.

Guy 1: Yeah I know right? Like have you heard about the time when Marquese was out with Axel and they total...
Girl 1: HEY! It's time to go! We'll be late!
Guy 1: Okay! Ummm... I'll finish the story later dude...
Guy 2: Cmooooon! You legit loving blue earing me don't you!

Blue Ear by Tenchy January 29, 2018

Blue Earth

Blue Earth* is a very low key relaxed and calm yet comfortable little city in Faribault County, Minnesota, at the confluence of the east and west branches of the Blue Earth River the nastiest river in America. The population "was" 3,621 at the 2000 census no telling what it is now. It is the county seat of Faribault County3. It is home to a statue of the mother fucking Jolly Green Giant an over rated green asshole next to dairy queen and subway. Additionally, Interstate Highway 90 is centered on Blue Earth, as the east and west construction teams met in 1978. As a tribute, there is a golden stripe of concrete on the interstate near Blue Earth. This draws a parallel to the golden spike set in the first transcontinental railroad.* The city of Blue Earth gets its name from the Blue Earth River which surrounds the town. The river was given the Dakota name "Mahkota" (meaning Blue Earth) for the blue- black clay found in the river banks.4*
5 Also known as B-Town,B.E.
,BLURTH,That fucking gay ass town6 The home of the now Dead Infamous T.C. (..the trailer courts East B.E.,1222 E Fork Rd) where anything could and did happen in and out of the ShitHole shed.7 Home of the T.C. Mafilia' Beeeotch!

"..hey pito Di Les Que Fuck'em and lets go back to Blue Earth i know where i could get a half an O for twenty five in the Trailer Courts.."

Blue Earth by $uBj3Ct_ZeR0 August 24, 2009

blue eared elephant 

the art of turning one's 501 pockets inside out, unzipping your flys and lobbing out yer todger.

"hey ladies have you seen the Blue Eared Elephant?"
"No"
"zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzziiiiiiiiiip..........."

blue eared elephant by mr pimpernell September 25, 2014

blue ears 

when ur listening to some hype ass music and ur dumbass friend facetimes/calls u as the beat is abt to drop

alex calls*
alex: yo
me: bro i was listening to music and u called me as the beat was abt to drop. u gave me headphone blue balls

alex: BRO IM DEADDD U DESCRIBED THAT IN THE BEST WAY
me: yea i’m cool like that
alex: blue ears
me: i’m adding that to UD rn

alex: no fucking way

blue ears by lolimagine September 27, 2022

earn your blue wings 

necrophilia version of red wings... yeah.

A man is eating out a woman who has been dead for 2 days, this is how you earn your blue wings.

earn your blue wings by hr1 February 20, 2011