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Blue Canoe 

The lesbian equivalent of bluewalls/blueballs.
After making out with Sue all night I was left with a major blue canoe.
Blue Canoe by Law,L May 18, 2008

blue canoe 

The lesbian equivalent of bluewalls/blueballs.
Did you see Angelina Jolie's latest movie? It totally gave me a blue canoe.
blue canoe by Law.L May 17, 2008

Blue canoe 

The excellent early Elton John song “Where to Now St. Peter” is about a mortally wounded Civil War Confederate (southern) soldier who takes a “blue canoe.” This means he got shot by a Union (northern) soldier. The Union soldiers wore blue uniforms, they were nicknamed the blues. The Confederate soldiers wore gray uniforms, they were nicknamed the grays. A blue canoe is a round or volley fired by a Union soldier.
“I took myself a blue canoe” is the first line in “Where to Now St. Peter.”
Blue canoe by Cumbre Vieja April 6, 2023

Blue Comment Cancer 

The type of commentor in under TikTok videos, who leave badly worded sentences with terrible grammar, that has something to do with the video, in order to get the Blue comment (Which is a comment you can click on to search for whatever the comment is saying)
*Under a TikTok video of a AI-read reddit story about a cheating wife*
Blue Comment Cancerer (The Commentor): "Cheating Wife Reddit Part 2"
*TikTok's algorithm makes the comment blue and clickable, and the Commentor gets likes and validation)
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pod person 

A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.
The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.
pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005
Word of the Day on November 10, 2026
A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."
dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008
Word of the Day on November 9, 2026

No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
Word of the Day on November 8, 2026
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