Blow Darting

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When a girl takes a Tooth pick, and blows it down the urethra of a man.

"I heard you were Aztec, wanna try Blow Darting me?"

Blow Darting by Carter Grohall December 4, 2021

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Blow Darting

When a woman puts a toothpick in her mouth and blows it down the tube of a mans penis.

Man1:Are ya brave?
Man2:Yeah
Man1:Have you been blow darted?
Man2:I'm brave but not THAT brave
Man1:Yout should try Blow Darting

Blow Darting by KinkyHornyLover69420 December 4, 2021

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blow-darting

Blowing cocaine up a man's urethra with the aid of a catheter.

A few drinks in, they got the urge to really party. They got an 8-ball and were blow-darting until sunrise.

blow-darting by MabbyBabby September 26, 2014

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Blowdarting

When you burp in someone’s mouth whilst kissing

Quincy found himself Blowdarting Clarice. Whilst kissing, Quincy burped in her mouth. Unfortunately, he had just eaten a wrap which contained raw onion......

Blowdarting by Meisey May 18, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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