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Bloody Unicorn 

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A sexual act where the male attaches a strap-on to his head and undergoes fornication while the female is menstruating.
"Dude, I heard Chris gave Lisa a bloody unicorn last night!"
Bloody Unicorn by Clint Torris December 9, 2008
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Bloody Unicorn 

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This is preformed by deflowering a girl, and with her blood still on your wang you put the tip on her forehead.
Carl: Hey man, how are you and Stacy doing?

Steve: Amazing bro, I gave her the Bloody Unicorn last night.
Bloody Unicorn by JewSlayer69420 September 4, 2021
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Related Words
Bloody Unicorn • The Blood Unicorn • unicorn blood • Alcoholic Unicorn Blood • Bloody Mary • bloody • bloody hell • bloody knuckles • bloody wanker • bloody sunday

The Blood Unicorn 

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When someone fucks a girl on their period, then shakes the blood off their dick onto the woman's face
Hey dude, last night I rode The Blood Unicorn, and man, is it messy.
The Blood Unicorn by Swiftercat September 20, 2020
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Alcoholic Unicorn Blood

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Another way to say Four Loko.
A funny way to describe Four Loko.
We got a shit load of shit load of ALCOHOLIC UNICORN BLOOD in this mothafucka!
Alcoholic Unicorn Blood by bacontron January 16, 2011
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unicorn blood 

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any substance that will bring you back to life even if you are an inch from death. ( the term death in this context is liberally used in reference to a hangover or other state of sickness or depravity). could be any thing from Loratabs and cocaine to Robitussin and liquor.
John: hey Bill your looking rough, and we have a long day, are you OK?

Bill: no man, rough night, i feel like dying

John: don't worry take a couple of these TABS and youll be good to go, its that unicorn blood i swear.

Bill: (gulp) man i feel great... where the broads at i need some shots... that unicorn blood has me on another level
unicorn blood by pornstar850 February 4, 2010
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Unicorn Blood 

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A can of Natty light. Consuming the magical beverage will grant eternal life, a youthful appearance, and the labido and sexual prowess of an animal in heat. However, each time you drink one, your soul dies a little bit at a time.
Just picked up a case of Unicorn Blood for tonight.

Toss me a can of Unicorn Blood.

What do you mean Natty sucks?! This shit is basically Unicorn Blood.
Unicorn Blood by Finch345 December 31, 2011
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Unicorn Blood 

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also known as Four Loko
Before we go into the club, lets pound some Unicorn Blood in the parking lot.
Unicorn Blood by MrLac August 6, 2011
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