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Bloody Puddle

British: The end result of girl-on-top sex while menstruating; most often collecting in the man's navel, but occasionally on his scrotum. Known for its distinct reddish hue and delightful sloshing sound. It has been know to merge with existing duck butter or ass gravy to create decorative sheet paintings for the entire family to enjoy!
"Peppa, don't bother Daddy Pig! He's busy splashing around in the bloody puddle Mommy Pig left on his tummy!"
by DisembodiedFloatingHead October 21, 2018
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when you are in the middle of sex and both of u get the horniest you have ever been and you both cum. it overflows n2 a large liquidy pile of cum (white blood)
OH MY GOD!!! I fucked her so hard we both laid a puddle of blood
by fUcK iT!!!!!!!!! January 11, 2009
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When your beautiful wife sits on your face while she's on her period so you can eat her ass, while her thick blood trickles down on you.
Gonna go blood puddling with Tiffany
by Mr. Becker December 22, 2016
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